Get Under My Feet. The View Is Good Down There.
I spend so many hours being FAAAAAAAAH-BU-LOOOUS that I need you to show your appreciation for the hard work I do.
Imagine your lips on my feet.
Did I tell you you could touch them?
My toes, heels, soles - they hold up this beautiful creature you may refer to as Lady Henry.
I feel like smushing your face with my feet. Deal with it.
Check your slobber.